OK, SO THIS MORNING MY MOTHER WAS SURE SHE WAS HAVING A HEART ATTACK. (NOTE: THIS ISN'T THE FIRST TIME MY MOTHER WAS SURE THAT SHE WAS HAVING A HEART ATTACK) SHE WAS OUT AT MY AUNTS HOUSE SO I TOLD HER TO CALL AN AMBULANCE...TO THAT SHE REPLIED, "NO I'LL JUST GO BACK TO SLEEP."
LATER THAT MORNING I TALKED WITH MY SISTER AND THIS IS WHAT TOOK PLACE:
ANNE: MOM THOUGHT SHE WAS HAVING A HEART ATTACK
ME: YEAH I TALKED TO HER..DID SHE FINALLY CALL AN AMBULANCE?
ANNE: YEAH, BUT SHE WOULDN'T LET THEM TAKE HER
ME: HUH? SO WHAT, SHE JUST CALLED THEM AND DIDN'T GO
ANNE: YUP
ME: WTF?
ANNE: I KNOW, I KNOW.....AND THIS IS THE SECOND TIME SHE'S DONE THIS
(OH YES, MY MOM WILL CALL AMBULANCES, BUT SUDDENLY SHE IS CURED BY THE TIME THE PARAMEDICS ARRIVE)
ME: SO NOW WHAT?
ANNE: SHE TOLD THEM SHE WOULD GO TO THE HOSPITAL WHEN SHE GETS HOME!
ME: HUH?
ANNE: YEAH
ME: WTF?
ANNE: YEAH
OK, SO THIS ISN'T VERBATIM...BUT CLOSE ENOUGH!!!
OK, SO MORAL OF THE STORY IS.....WHO CALLS AND AMBULANCE AND THEN DOESN'T GO?
Stephan
5 years ago
6 comments:
Gotta love that mom of ours. She has a thing about riding in ambulances. I guess if she were that sick, she wouldn't care how she gets to the hospital! We'll see how she is once she actually gets to the ER(Colleen is in route to take her there)!
How funny! Your mom is definitely one of a kind!!
TYPICAL--
BIG MARE STRIKES AGAIN!
Hey-don't forget about the choking snowball incident in the middle of the night!!HA HA
Um, is that a rhetorical question or do I answer it?
The answer is Big Mare.
Parents! When exactly does that change occur when you begin to be the parent and see the idiotic behavior!!??? Let's make a pact that we clue eachother in before we drive our children to drink!
Sounds like a deal!!
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