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Thursday, November 1, 2007

A Christmas Story

Merry Christmas!!!

37 comments:

mommy to an angel said...

You'll shoot your eye out, kid.

I can never say "official red ryder carbine-action two-hundred-shot range model air Rifle." as fast as Ralphie.

MERRY CHRISTMAS SEASON!!

REEREE said...

IT TWAS...SOAP...POISON!!!!

WHY...IT'S A MAJOR AWARD

HE LOOKS LIKE A PINK NIGHTMARE.

THE GOOSE...HE'S SMILING AT ME.

DADDY'S GONNA KILL RALPHIE!!!

Megan said...

Hey, what about:

Flick saw some grizzly bears down by Classies Candy Store.

Be Sure To Drink Your Ovaltine! Ovaltine...a crummy commercial! Son of A bi***.

Electric sex gleaming in the window.

I triple dog dare you!

Has anyone seen Flick?

DON'T ANYBODY MOVE..A FUSE HAS BLOWN!

Say Uncle!!!

KATH said...

Don't bother me---I'm uhh-- thinking.

I like the wizard of oz.

BUMPASSES---SONS OF A BITCHES

Scott Farkas......He had yellow eyes and green teeth.

AHHUUUHH FUUUUUDDDDGGGGEEEEE.....
RALPHIE---get in the car.

ReeRee said...

Hurry up kid..the store's closing.

I guess I'd just like some tinker toys.

Wow! A zeplin!

There was this icicle..and...boo hoo..

No more turkey soup...turkey sandwiches.

Megan said...

Show me how the piggies eat!!

Schwartz!!

The Sox traded Bullfrog!

The F dash dash dash word.

Frageeleee,uh honey, I think that says Fragile.

Hey Dad...I bet you'll never guess what I got you for Christmas!..A new Furnace!!

Randy, there are starving people in China!!

REEREE said...

Do you know what my son just said?

Why he heard it from his father..of course!

Randy looked like a tick about to pop.

I can't put my arms down!!

You use up all the glue..on purpose!!!

NOT A FINGA!!!

kath said...

How 'bout a nice foot ball..

Stuck,,,stuck,,,stuck----

My mother hasn't had a hot meal in years---

Cry baby cry--come on--let me see you cry

There was this icicle and it fell and it broke my glasses.

kath said...

FORGOT

Ok Black Bart-now you get yours

Megan said...

Well go on smart ass and do it!!!

Ralphie don't shoot any amimals...except the neighbors dogs!!

Packed ear muff to ear muff.

Put your arms down when you get to school!

Some clod-hopper down in Griffith Indiana.

I want you to write..A THEME.

That star is Crooked!!

ReeRee said...

Don't tell me,I"m not color blind...I'm not color blind either.

I thought I heard Santa's sleigh coming up the other side of the street.

Who closed the damper? Will someone open up the @#!* damper!!!

You love red cabbage, Ralphie.

It's coming tonight! IT's coming tonight, Hot damn it's coming tonight.

Megan said...

I must of heard my old man say that word a hundred times.

Don't you give me that look your gonna get it!

How bout a nice football.

Ok get him outta here.

Don't worry he knows...he always knows!

You know how boys fight...give each other a talkin to.

Randy...wake up.

HO HO HO!!!!

Leenie said...

Now this here is a tree..

What did you say....uhh...that's what I thought you said

"Yes, I said THE word. The big one, the queen mother of dirty words. The F-dash-dash-dash word!"

Why..it's a major award.

For weeks I have been trying to get my hands on one of these steel blue beauties.

Come on Ralphie, I got here first.

They traded Bullfrog.

Ralphie--on the double

What is the name of the Lone Rangers Nephews horse..

My father was one of the feared furnace fighters in Northern Indiana.

It's like forth of July.

I know the place--right in the middle of the front room window.

A few sparks and a quick wiffs of ozone.

Uncle uncle uncle

C+, hahahahah, C+

What are you gonna cry now, come on baby cry for me, whaaaaa, whaaaaa,

Megan said...

Ok, Leenie Repeated!!!

Leenie said...

So did you!!!

--How bout a nice football.--

Just admit it--I am the QUEEN...

ReeRee said...

Grover Dill was Scott Farkus' little toady.


Uh, Victor, his name is Victor.
Well, everyone knows that!

It was round and made of rubber, but that's where the resemblence ends.

I'll throw in some rope and tie it your car. You got yourself a deal.

8 minutes, time me!!

Awww, skunked again!

I AM THE QUEEN.

Leenie said...

MEAT LOAF MEAT LOAF --I HATE HATE MEAT LOAF..

I'M THE MASTER

Megan said...

The damn thing looks like it was made out of green pipe cleaners.

That's not one of those trees where all the needles falls off is it?

I'm tellin my dad!

Ralpie, Randy, be down here in two minutes, and I mean two minutes!

poetry...shear poetry!!

An A+!

I was watering the plant...and I broke your lamp.

I want to play santa!!

Aww it's a bowling ball!!!

He looks like a deranged easter bunny!

Eat that girls!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ReeRee said...

I told you not to use lifeboy!!

I found Ivory to have a nice mellow after dinner taste...

Flick? Flick who?

Merry Christmas, Ralphie.. Ralphie...Merry Christams(the fruit basket)

Randy laid there like a slug...it was his only defense.

HA! I did not use the dvd for help either!

mommy to an angel said...

CHEATERS! YOU'RE ALL A BUNCH OF CHEATERS!!!
It's quite funny though!

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